Two Minutes With Stella (featuring the fake cry).

Stella has been working on some new, not-so-sweet, skills lately.  She has mastered the fake cry...which, although annoyingly screechy, is pretty hilarious.  She is also currently polishing the skill of pulling off her bib...which causes problems because she has thoroughly perfected the art of drooling - although, I must say, the drool is less of a problem now that she has several of her teeth.  Her latest not-so-sweet skill is grinding said teeth; this produces a sound unmatched by any other in the world to me; I am not joking when I say that, for whatever reason, the sound of her grinding her little teeth makes my stomach turn.  

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you:  two minutes with Stella (featuring the aforementioned fake cry and the bib pull...and, I assure you, however real the crying may look, she it TOTALLY faking as all of these photos were taken in this exact order over a two minute span of time):  

"Hi, I'm Stella, I'm cute and harmless as a little lamb..."

"Hahaha, you thought I was cute...I'm just getting started..."

"My fake cry even sometimes features the CLAW of death..."

"Hi, it's the 'cute me' again...but don't get too used to this adorable face..."

"Wow, I really look like I'm crying in this one, but just you wait..."

"I'm going to bite you...really...I've been known to do that recently..."

"Back again...cute as can be...remember, don't be fooled..."

"I will get this bib off my neck if it's the last thing I do!"

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...I hate my bib!"

The End.